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the professor at the breakfast table-第29部分
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way of admitting evidence;that I could not help being amused。
I beg your pardon;I said;I do not wish to be impolite; but I was
thinking of their certificates to patent medicines。 Let us look at
this matter。
If a minister had attended lectures on the theory and practice of
medicine; delivered by those who had studied it most deeply; for
thirty or forty years; at the rate of from fifty to one hundred a
year;if he had been constantly reading and hearing read the most
approved text…books on the subject;if he had seen medicine actually
practised according to different methods; daily; for the same length
of time;I should think; that if a person of average understanding;
he was entitled to express an opinion on the subject of medicine; or
else that his instructors were a set of ignorant and incompetent
charlatans。
If; before a medical practitioner would allow me to enjoy the full
privileges of the healing art; he expected me to affirm my belief in
a considerable number of medical doctrines; drugs; and formulae; I
should think that he thereby implied my right to discuss the same;
and my ability to do so; if I knew how to express myself in English。
Suppose; for instance; the Medical Society should refuse to give us
an opiate; or to set a broken limb; until we had signed our belief in
a certain number of propositions;of which we will say this is the
first:
I。 All men's teeth are naturally in a state of total decay or
caries; and; therefore; no man can bite until every one of them is
extracted and a new set is inserted according to the principles of
dentistry adopted by this Society。
I; for one; should want to discuss that before signing my name to it;
and I should say this:Why; no; that is n't true。 There are a good
many bad teeth; we all know; but a great many more good ones。 You
must n't trust the dentists; they are all the time looking at the
people who have bad teeth; and such as are suffering from toothache。
The idea that you must pull out every one of every nice young man and
young woman's natural teeth! Poh; poh! Nobody believes that。 This
tooth must be straightened; that must be filled with gold; and this
other perhaps extracted; but it must be a very rare case; if they are
all so bad as to require extraction; and if they are; don't blame the
poor soul for it! Don't tell us; as some old dentists used to; that
everybody not only always has every tooth in his head good for
nothing; but that he ought to have his head cut off as a punishment
for that misfortune! No; I can't sign Number One。 Give us Number
Two。
II。 We hold that no man can be well who does not agree with our
views of the efficacy of calomel; and who does not take the doses of
it prescribed in our tables; as there directed。
To which I demur; questioning why it should be so; and get for answer
the two following:
III。 Every man who does not take our prepared calomel; as prescribed
by us in our Constitution and By…Laws; is and must be a mass of
disease from head to foot; it being self…evident that he is
simultaneously affected with Apoplexy; Arthritis; Ascites; Asphyxia;
and Atrophy; with Borborygmus; Bronchitis; and Bulimia; with
Cachexia; Carcinoma; and Cretinismus; and so on through the alphabet;
to Xerophthahnia and Zona; with all possible and incompatible
diseases which are necessary to make up a totally morbid state; and
he will certainly die; if he does not take freely of our prepared
calomel; to be obtained only of one of our authorized agents。
IV。 No man shall be allowed to take our prepared calomel who does
not give in his solemn adhesion to each and all of the above…named
and the following propositions (from ten to a hundred) and show his
mouth to certain of our apothecaries; who have not studied dentistry;
to examine whether all his teeth have been extracted and a new set
inserted according to our regulations。
Of course; the doctors have a right to say we sha'n't have any
rhubarb; if we don't sign their articles; and that; if; after signing
them; we express doubts (in public; about any of them; they will cut
us off from our jalap and squills;but then to ask a fellow not to
discuss the propositions before he signs them is what I should call
boiling it down a little too strong!
If we understand them; why can't we discuss them? If we can't
understand them; because we have n't taken a medical degree; what the
Father of Lies do they ask us to sign them for?
Just so with the graver profession。 Every now and then some of its
members seem to lose common sense and common humanity。 The laymen
have to keep setting the divines right constantly。 Science; for
instance;in other words; knowledge;is not the enemy of religion;
for; if so; then religion would mean ignorance: But it is often the
antagonist of school…divinity。
Everybody knows the story of early astronomy and the school…divines。
Come down a little later; Archbishop Usher; a very learned Protestant
prelate; tells us that the world was created on Sunday; the twenty…
third of October; four thousand and four years before the birth of
Christ。 Deluge; December 7th; two thousand three hundred and forty…
eight years B。 C。 Yes; and the earth stands on an elephant; and the
elephant on a tortoise。 One statement is as near the truth as the
other。
Again; there is nothing so brutalizing to some natures as moral
surgery。 I have often wondered that Hogarth did not add one more
picture to his four stages of Cruelty。 Those wretched fools;
reverend divines and others; who were strangling men and women for
imaginary crimes a little more than a century ago among us; were set
right by a layman; and very angry it made them to have him meddle。
The good people of Northampton had a very remarkable man for their
clergyman;a man with a brain as nicely adjusted for certain
mechanical processes as Babbage's calculating machine。 The
commentary of the laymen on the preaching and practising of Jonathan
Edwards was; that; after twenty…three years of endurance; they turned
him out by a vote of twenty to one; and passed a resolve that he
should never preach for them again。 A man's logical and analytical
adjustments are of little consequence; compared to his primary
relations with Nature and truth: and people have sense enough to find
it out in the long ran; they know what 〃logic〃 is worth。
In that miserable delusion referred to above; the reverend Aztecs and
Fijians argued rightly enough from their premises; no doubt; for many
men can do this。 But common sense and common humanity were
unfortunately left out from their premises; and a layman had to
supply them。 A hundred more years and many of the barbarisms still
lingering among us will; of course; have disappeared like witch…
hanging。 But people are sensitive now; as they were then。 You will
see by this extract that the Rev。 Cotton Mather did not like
intermeddling with his busines
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